• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

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dfghjhj: n-ich0las: omg. creys

spicegirlsofficial:

when album booklets dont have the lyrics in it

(via painofaninnocent)

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MEANWHILE IN MY ASK BOX…

theepichumor:

(via painofaninnocent)

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holdensryefield: modmad: You see, this is what I love about Ireland. Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?” No. That is not the right way to do things. The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.” Well, I’ve just added Dublin to my list of places to visit.
dothelittlethings: BIG HEAD! little arms.
gideongordongraves: I WOULD IF I COULDDDD
ninja-pillow-timeywimey: Accidental philosphy
  • me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
  • real life friends:
  • me:
  • real life friends:
  • internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM

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ruinedchildhood: a pizza.
vid: omg